I tried to quit my job today. I quit half of it a while back, thought I just had the stuff that I liked to do left. Turns out, what I want has been put on hold, leaving me with no work to do. So what happens? I get guilted into taking up the half I'd left over a month ago. What did I think, seriously? Why am I so damn gullible?
My gullibility is legen...wait for it...dary.
Really.
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The other day my friend tells me Reese was stabbed.
Thinking of all the Reeses I know, I mention the only name on the list: "Witherspoon?"
"No," she replies, "with a knife."
Gullible, I tell you.
2 comments:
"No...with a knife"
Hilarious!! Just can't stop laughing!
ha ha ha... i love the way you write...yes, i did wait for you to finish your legendary status in style :)
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